My Schooling is the first volume of the autobiography of Fiona Pitt-Kethley, poet and satirist. It covers her first 17 years in a rambling Victorian house in London, where her journalist father held ordinations of mad bishops and herded 12 malodolrous cats with names like Professor Moriarty and John Bunyan. It also details her trials and tribulations at Haberdashers' Aske's School for Girls, an institution that did not appeciate her sense of humour.