Incredulous bus driver Harold Stammer doesn't believe in a lot of things: life after death, safety warnings, and intelligent women, to name a few. People keep trying to tell him otherwise but he doesn't believe them. And when decides to go into a dangerous neighborhood to pick up a free kitten off of Craigslist against friends' advice, what could possibly go wrong?

This hysterically funny work of dark humor/horror takes on the "Too Dumb To Live" horror trope from the first person perspective. In Harold's mind, he's a "gosh durn genious" and everyone else is the idiot.

A short story from the upcoming short story anthology "Things That Go Bump in Your Head" by horror writer Sumiko Saulson.