Jacob's day is off to a bad start.

He returned home to find that treasure hunters blew a hole in his roof, The cow he'd had for dinner was fighting back, He finally gets some sleep only to be woken up by a pesky little intruder, and to make matters worse, he now has a ringing headache where his head collided with the roof he hadn't fixed yet.

But enough is enough. When the magic statue he just claimed is stolen, he's not holding back. After all, how many magic statues are really out there and who's stupid enough to steal from a dragon?