When his Mother named him Humphrey, he was almost fated to become a private eye... or a vice president.

What do French roast coffee, pantie raiders, the FBI, and the CIA have in common? It's a mystery, and newly minted private eye Humphrey Jameson must solve it.

What secrets does famous bank robber John Dillinger's hideout in the backwoods of Wisconsin conceal, and who is hiding out there now?

What deception lies in master FBI agent Judy's past, and how will it affect Humphrey's future?

Who is the beautiful and mysterious woman Soong Bird, and how does she manage to slide into her Lamborghini sport-car in such a tight dress?

Private detective Humphrey Jameson, driving his Mini-Cooper, and dressed in his trademark fedora, faces all these mysteries and many more, as he learns whether it is possible to train oneself to be fast enough to dodge assassin's bullets.

Can one man survive the attacks of many?

Maybe he can... if his name is Humphrey.

Mystery, action, and comedy combine in one unforgettable book!