TABLE OF CONTENTS:

1. Tea and Victory — Bloody revenge. And a nice cup of tea.
2. Family Nonsense — I don't care how weird your family is, this one is weirder.
3. Win — Kate. Brilliant. Heartless. Fatal.
4. You're Gonna Love This Guy — The Boy Scoutingest Boy Scout who ever scouted.
5. Lucky — Some days you have to outsmart a serial killer.
6. Creations and Saviors — Art, love, passion, and rescue.
7. Hog House — An everyday diner, a gaudy waitress, a secret identity.
8. Underground — Hector runs into an old, old, old, old, OLD enemy in a small town theater. It's not pretty.
9. Easy — The moonshine trade was a Man's Game, but Bitsie had no trouble playing.
10. Hell of A Lady — Hal cannot say enough good things about Eileen.
11. The Twist — Movies, fanboys, and a surprise ending. What more do you need?
12. The Importance of Blue — 1:08 p.m. April 4, 1993. Life in Stevensville changes forever.
13. Pop Culture Sucks book preview — Walter can't stand pop culture's portrayal of Vampires any longer. Here's his rebuttal.