Emboldened by a vampire, epically farted on by a pug, and dragged through the pits of hell. Welcome to Eve Eden's world in the small and strange town of Twin Forest. Eve has goals. She has dreams and ambitions that don't involve staying in this weird, podunk town. Supernatural forces collide and drop her into the heart of England, and she's not exactly pleased. When Eve said she wanted to get the heck out of dodge, she didn't mean getting transported into the dungeon of an actual castle. Damned souls rising from the depths of hell. Her body's sudden ability to heal quickly from wounds. Resisting inexplicable attraction to a vampire. Is he on her side or not? Can life get any worse for Eve? Apparently it can, because just around the corner at Twin Forest's cemetery, the zombie horde awaits.