Alex Stanton is done being Phillippa Mann's whipping boy. She made it perfectly clear she preferred him only when his body temperature was human. And he would keep his distance from the Amazon if his vampire master didn't value Phil's business relationship.

But when someone breaks into Phil's antique shop and steals a replica of an Incan artifact called a tumi, Alex discovers she's in deep trouble. The tumi isn't a fake after all, and the original owner wants it back. Can he and Phil mollify a ticked off god of death long enough to find the thief and retrieve the god's property, or will the Incan deity decide he'll take their souls in exchange for his lost weapon?

Novel, approximately 76,000 words