Yoyo the clown is bent on revenge. Stripped of his television show and toy empire, he and his gang of garish goons kidnap his rivals Buster Brontosaurus, Little Miss Missy, Captain Courage and Kiddo, and the Kick Squad. It's up to the daring detectives Wright and Wong to save the stars from certain death. Frank Wright is a martial artist who can't shoot straight or say no to the string of luscious ladies lining up to lay him. Henry Wong is his pistol-packing partner who can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. With the aid of a mysterious blonde bombshell they must save the day while being tempted along the way by the likes of Pepper the party girl, sexy secretary, Raven Sable, ravishing reporter, Bonita Benitez, and even Frank's naughty niece, Andrea, whom Yoyo has made his unwilling sidekick.