The wild massage scene in Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China, is often a front, the author realizes, in this hilarious voyage of discovery that begins with a Sandwich Massage in Thailand and proceeds to massages with sexually ravenous Indonesian women and extreme sexual provocation in Vietnam and China. There are also some scenes set in Cambodia and India.

In one chapter, the book gives a detailed, soap-and-semen-drenched description of a hilarious and erotic Sandwich Massage in Thailand. Then it moves on to Indonesia, where hot women decide to defy the rules and have sex with their customers. And then to Vietnam where, Behind the No Hanky-Panky Door, a Western man keeps getting asked if he wants his "baby" massaged.

Content warning: Occasional adult language and situations. Meant for open-minded non-pc readers of both sexes with a sense of humor, though the book mostly adopts a male point of view. An appendix provides a brief and subjective consumer guide for heterosexual men.

For a more general discussion of erotic massage leading to sex, and scenes from American massage (including erotic scenes) please read the author's other book: "The Uncensored Massage Book: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere."