A successful, beige-wearing businesswoman makes an art of minding her own business, blending in, not making waves. But after hundreds of identical business motivational conventions, each with their own system for getting ahead, maximizing her potential, executing success, demonstrating excellence…she meets someone who offers to show her the evil pattern behind it all. Sort of.Keywords: business, corporate humor, cubicle humor, insanity, hallucination, magical realism, fantasy, dark fantasy, self-help, motivational speakers, pyramid scheme, conformity, individualism, cult, brain-washing, fascism