Getting away with murder becomes easy when no one else knows what it is.

Three thieves stumble onto the prize of their lives: a town where crime does not exist yet. Between the town's populace, a rival from the distant past, and their own stupidity, however, their heists do not go as smoothly as they hoped. Will their blunders cause them to become the first prisoners in Crystal Lake Town history?

A humorous fantasy novel approximately 65,000 words.