"The Icicle Maiden and the Spider King: Less Explicit Version" is a comical, tongue-in-cheek fantasy story written for adults, as it contains adult humour and situations, though graphic language has been omitted.

Intala, the Icicle Maiden, and Tule, the Spider King, are both lonely and can't stand one another. They refuse to see each other, despite the nagging of their loyal sidekicks, and decide to go on independent quests for True Love. It is up to the enigmatic black cat Felicia, who seems to know everything, to direct them. Felicia's scheming to bring Intala and Tule together has some rather unexpected results.