Does your got accept human sacrifices? If you are a Christian or Jew and believe in the bible, he does.

This book is a humorous, factual rewrite of the Bible in the vernacular. In it, you will find plenty of sex, rapes, incest, violence, fratricide, genocide, slavery, myths, abuse of women and children, false prophecies, contradictions, and other inconsistencies and errors that reveal that the Bible should be an X-Rated book, not a holy book.

The author asks, "How can anyone worship a kindly god based on a book that shows Jehovah accepting human sacrifices and torturing children just for the fun of it. The bible mandates death to all queers, adulters and those who work on Saturday.