In the spirit of Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, & other serious absurdist, Punatic is a quirky story reflecting today's romantic realism — more open & diverse sexualities, role exploration, & contortions — emphasizing the redemptive power of love while illuminating some of the mysteries & traditions of the "real" Hawaii. His name is Billy. Her name is Lani. Her dog: Don Ho. The Menehune, or dwarf who will change their life forever: King Nawao.