It was a dark and stormy night. Earlier, it was partly cloudy, but this isn't a story about the weather, or anything else as interesting. In fact, it's not a story at all. It's a bunch of stories. A bunch of short stories.

You would think that, based on this pitch, my shorts wold be comedies — or bad comedies. Think again. My stories tackle the entire human condition. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may even buy.

I am Splinker. Read me roar.