All your life you've probably wondered where the famous expression "Flat like Fred" came from. Probably you've heard about the invasion of alien tadpoles in Wampler, Wisconsin and the terrible mouse-elephant rampages on the planet Bovine. Maybe you even realize that those events are connected to the true origins of the Loch Ness Monster. But do you know what three mistakes Fred Floodle made on that fateful Wednesday morning when it all began? If not, you'll want to read this book.

"Flat Like Fred" is a humorous science fiction novel for kids of all ages telling the myriad adventures of young inventor Fred Floodle as he tries to save the Earth (among other planets) from disaster.