Tom Spotswood (aka William McGinty) is an insurance investigator who has lost his socks, his suitcase, his career, his ex-wife and, most importantly, his son Frank. He is being followed by Robert Valentine, the mysterious owner of the horse with no sperm; Alastair Shook and his van of teenage guards; and Spud, a demolition man who is using his wrecking ball to bring down the most beautiful movie theatre in town, the Century. To find his son, Tom will have to come to terms with his past – a past he ran away from. But first will have to find those socks. Praise for Two Little Boys 'Flight of the Conchords fans will take delight in this dark, twisted and idiotically funny novel.' The List (UK) 'Darkly comic.' Time Out (UK)