I have it all—IIT–IIM degrees, plum consulting-partner position with Mcarthur's, a company-provided BMW—but things haven't been going so well lately. Work bores me, my wife Meera and I haven't had sex in years, my in-laws treat me like their personal slave. Also, for some time, I've been having reassuring conversations with Nunu, my dick. Actually, he thinks I'm losing it! Sid, my friend from Institute days, has the same problem—he doesn't talk to Nunu, though—and his solution is simple: anything goes ... as long as the wife doesn't find out! We have a plan to spice up our lives. It involves Jenny, the mystic masseuse from the Feather Touch massage parlour, the infuriatingly efficient Baby Detective Agency to get the in-laws to back off, and a leisurely, raunchy road trip along the coast from Kerala to Goa. Oh yes, did I mention that consulting project for Rajnikanth Sir's new movie?