There are techniques for surviving in retirement homes, and we learn a few of them in US versus THEM: Survival of the Male in a Retirement Home by Sam Bernard. Here is a new, humorous version of the battle of the sexes. In this book, the battlefield is a typical retirement home, where men are outnumbered and outgunned, their only consolation being engaged in the only conflict where they can sleep with the enemy. The author provides tips on the various types of accommodations available to the retired male; how to deal with sticky situations in a retirement home; relationships; health; and other useful information. Despite his admitted prejudice, the author reluctantly concludes that women are gradually but surely winning the battle of the sexes.