In Las Vegas, where thousands of people get hitched each year, only one person stands in closer proximity to the wedding couple at the altar than the guests and witnesses who are otherwise four feet away—and that person is the minister. This collection of fly-on-the-wall comments, situations, and scenarios is taken from years at a Las Vegas wedding chapel by the one person who is privy to them. With dozens of hilarious comments from brides, grooms, their parents, attendants, and attendees, Las Vegas weddings are revealed never to have a dull moment. There are petty things spoken between jealous women (and men!), there are secrets revealed by the father of the bride that no one hears, and most importantly, there are the small, priceless whispers amongst the soon-to-be-newlyweds. Comments range from "You're beautiful!" to "I'm wearing the thong you bought me!" Chapters include Granny's Gone Wild!, Lost Ring and Flames, and The Brawlers.