I, Philippe Zabelle (wealthy software designer,callous playboy, totally un-handy man), do hereby hirecontractor Janice Diane Wyatt to renovate my home(but not make significant changes in my life, likemaking me fall for her, a single mom).
I give J.D. full authority to choose appliances anddecor—as long as she doesn't distract me from mypoker games or wear anything too revealing.…
Should J.D. fail to complete this job—or should I be unable to resist her beauty andintelligence—this agreement will be renegotiatedaccording to our mutual desires.