Sometime love sucks and sometimes love bytes. Lifelong smartass, Roger Westhoven, found love in the most unlikely of places...a college bar. As luck would have it, Roger's neighbor, Lila, just discovered a dark secret festering between the cracks of this tiny college town. A rash of murders darkens Hill, Pennsylvania every seven years and the bartender always dies last. Roger's new girlfriend just so happens to be the new bartender at Corky's. According to the timeline of events, the murders are due to begin again in two days. Will Roger and his band of stoner friends get to the root of Hill's unspoken secret before its too late? What's the deal with that creepy bookshelf anyway?