Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia -- the first three books together -- oo-er!
Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (book 1): The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.
There are so many things very wrong with my life.
My so-called 'pet', Angus, just spat at me.
I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.
'It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!' (book 2): It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God.
I think I have snog withdrawal.
I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose...
'Knocked out by my nunga-nungas' (book 3): My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe.
I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.