Guess who's back?—The final instalment in the Fifty Shades of Red White and Blue trilogyWell. It all started when Big Sally-Ann's da won big at le bookies. Sure I coaxed him intil fundin a wee feg run for me an le big girl. Speculate til accumulate an all! So, off we tratted til Benidorm. Sun, sea, sangria an Sticky Vicky. Sure what more cud ya ask for?Never mind the fegs, it turned out til be a haliday we'd never forget. We're talkin a dive on a pedalo (an I don't mean intil le sea), an ice-cream slider an a couple a nudists from Rathcoole lat had Big Sally-Ann in a tizzy! An you'll never guess who I bumped intil at le breakfast buffet bar! A blast from le past—here's me, whaaa?Oh Mammy, don't start me!!Maggie Muff xx