Allen has had enough. His latest job went south, his favorite car has been totaled, people keep wanting his lover dead, and on top of all that he still has not a single damn clue what to get his lover for Christmas—a gift he desperately wants to get right, because otherwise he fears he'll be spending New Year's alone.

Then he finds himself forced to take an unusual job on Christmas Eve, and Allen wonders if they'll even live long enough to exchange gifts...