Love changes everything—it makes cheese take centre stage, it brings people back from wars, it clears your ears, it takes a leap into the unknown. Join us as we wallow in the many facets of relationships. Explore role-play gone wrong, goldfish that eat loneliness, and a very literal leap into the unknown. Old love, cold love, true love, new love, dead love, we're through love—making babies and making whoopee, disappointment and contentment, playing at home, playing away or just playing; missed chances and new romances: everything from first conversation to last breath, strange journeys and stranger destinations. This book is designed expressly for romantic cynics and cynical romantics. Be careful who catches you reading it—your intentions might be misinterpreted.