Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

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What do kids love? Dumb jokes. (So does Uncle John!) That's why we're following up our series of Bathroom Readers For Kids Only with this dazzling collection of jokes: gross jokes, monster-jokes, and knock-knock jokes, to mention just a few, plus tricky riddles, classic games, amazing anecdotes, and much more. Here's a painful preview (and don't say we didn't warn you):

  • What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.
  • Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first but the phone's not working.
  • What goes Ho, ho, ho! Plop? Santa Claus, laughing his head off.
  • What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog? He was mist.
  • Knock-Knock. Who's there? Saul. Saul who? Saul there is, there ain't no more.
  • Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!