Jethro Postlethwaite had never kept a diary before.

Then again, he'd never been kidnapped, locked in a dark cell and tortured before. And he'd never experienced someone else's memories......or had nanites injected into his eyes......and then there was the fact that he'd uncovered the truth about the lives of every man, woman and child on the planet......oh, of course, there was the little matter of being on the run from THEM......in a camper van. And he'd never been to Peterhead.

So keeping a diary seemed like a pretty good idea...just like giving a lift to an alien did...