Nine-year-old Lily Marchand never meant to rewrite history—she just wanted an adventure. When a marmalade-smudged inventor accidentally whisks her away in a brass-and-wood time machine, Lily lands in the middle of the Great Flood and finds herself face-to-face with Noah, his family, and an ark full of squabbling animals.

From rescuing last-minute snails to uncovering Mrs. Noah's glowing mushroom garden, Lily navigates chaos, laughter, and soggy miracles on board the world's most famous boat. Lions argue with tigers, parrots form political parties, and Noah himself nearly starts a brawl with a pair of oversized cockroaches—until God literally hangs him out to dry.

Whimsical, clever, and heartwarming, Lily's Bizarre Time-Traveling Noah's Ark Adventure turns a timeless story into a wildly funny, imaginative voyage about courage, curiosity, and faith that even a flood can't wash away.