"Belle lied. If I have to hear her ridiculous story one more time, I swear I'm going to scream. Everyone knows her little fairy tale by now. Oh, the poor merchant's daughter who selflessly goes to live with a beast and tames him with her beauty and sweet nature. Puh-leez! What a load of crock!"

Nolana has been living in her siblings' shadows for nearly her whole life. Honestly, she is used to it but things become a whole lot worse when her older sister's tale-telling gets Nolana kidnapped by a cursed king. Now she is trapped in a castle full of people who think she is lower than dirt and the constant companion of a madman who is only a man once a week! Well, mostly a man. He's still kind of furry, but at least he can talk!

This is a retelling of "Beauty and the Beast." Sort of.