Christians love a good slogan. The problem is, many of the lines we toss around at funerals, hospital rooms, and awkward church lobbies never came from the Bible. They came from Poor Richard's Almanack, a Persian proverb, or a 17th-century poem—and when those sayings get baptized as Scripture, people get hurt.

In The Bible Doesn't Say That, Dustin Gross takes a scalpel—and a sense of humor—to the phrases we've treated like gospel:

• "God won't give you more than you can handle."
• "Everything happens for a reason."
• "Hate the sin, love the sinner."
• "God helps those who help themselves."
• "Cleanliness is next to godliness."
• "This too shall pass."
• "Money is the root of all evil."
• "Spare the rod, spoil the child."
...and more.

Each chapter opens with where and how the cliché shows up in real life, then tracks its actual origin, shows how it mutates into spiritual harm, and replaces it with careful, plain-spoken Scripture. The tone is candid and occasionally savage, but the aim is pastoral: less performative certainty, more honest faith; fewer meme-worthy lines, more resurrection-shaped hope.

What you'll get:
• Clarity: the biblical text in context (no cherry-picking).
• Relief: permission to stop pretending the slogan is true.
• Courage: language to comfort people without lying to them.
• A better script: simple, faithful ways to speak when life breaks.

If you love the church but hate refrigerator-magnet theology, if you're skeptical yet curious, or if you've been wounded by "encouragement" that made God sound like a sadist—this book will help you trade clichés for truth. It's sharper than a bumper sticker and kinder than a platitude, because real Scripture can carry real weight.