Rosa Kim has always been known for her impulsive choices—quitting stable jobs on a whim, dating men with "potential" who never quite bloom, and maxing out credit cards on "investments" that turn out to be Etsy craft disasters. After one particularly spectacular blunder (drunkenly bidding on a dilapidated country cottage she thought was a themed Airbnb), she finds herself the reluctant owner of a crumbling money pit hours from the city.