We've all been there. Stalking your crush on social media at 3 AM? Check. Writing love letters you'll never send? Been there, done that. Spending hours analyzing every little text message for hidden meanings? Guilty as charged.

But enough is enough. It's time to wake the hell up and smell the coffee. Because limerence isn't just harmless fun—it's a one-way ticket to heartbreak city. And guess what? Population: you.

So consider this your wake-up call, your reality check, your slap in the face with a cold, hard truth. It's time to snap out of it NOW, not tomorrow, not next week, but right freaking now. Because your life is too damn short to waste pining after someone who's never going to love you back. So buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to embark on a journey to freedom, self-love, and kicking limerence to the curb once and for all. Let's do this.