Everyone knows my criminal past. It's why Hazel Spencer hates me.

Might also be why she tore off my clothes and climbed me like a tree.

Hey, no judgment. I still can't forget how she melted in my arms.

Turns out Hazel can't forget, either, but for way different reasons.

Our mind-blowing bang in her mansion's foyer

left our small town's famed ice queen knocked up.

It's a shock to us both, but the truth?

There are worse things having a baby with a smart, sexy woman I like.

A woman who zings from "come hither" to "get lost" so fast my head spins.

Can't really blame her. Hazel's dad messed her up good.

The prick earned his own prison jumpsuit and the ire of the Spencer-King family.

And family matters a whole lot to Hazel.

It's how I know she'll be a great mom.

And I'm hellbent to prove I'm daddy material.

A guy who can handle birth class fiascos and baby practice gone comically bad.

A guy who can make Hazel roar with unladylike laughter.

Someone who sees that behind Hazel's ice-lady front, she's secretly tender.

It pisses me off when her dad wields his power from behind bars.

Just proves the millionaire jerk still has a hold on her.

But I've also got something to prove.

I can give Hazel the family she's wished for.

If only she'll give us a chance.

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