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🧟♂️ A zombie president. Martian mole-people. And the Great Vegetable War no one saw coming. 🌱
When colossal mole-machines erupt from beneath America's farmlands, it isn't tectonic plates shifting — it's the Gopher People, a technologically advanced race of Martian moles with a refined taste for genetically modified Brussels sprouts. Armed with laser-guided shovels and a plan for agricultural domination, they've come to plunder Earth's crops.
Unfortunately for them, the Oval Office is now occupied by President Zombie Trump — equal parts decomposed menace and marketing machine. With "zombie-proof kale," potato cannons, and an army of genetically enhanced squirrels, he's determined to make interplanetary agriculture great again. As governments collapse into chaos and vegetable-themed alliances rise (the Potato Pact, Brussels Sprout Brigade, Onion Offensive, and more), the fate of the planet teeters between parody and apocalypse.
📖 Undead Trump vs. The Gopher People is perfect for fans of:
Will Earth be buried beneath the Martian moles' tunnels? Or will zombie patriotism — and an ungodly amount of kale — save the day? One thing's certain: it's going to be a spud-tacular apocalypse.
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