LEAN, MEAN, CLEANING MACHINE... OF DOOM!

I try to live a peaceful, dignified life. A soft couch. A full food bowl. A reasonable amount of human worship. But this past week? Pure chaos.

First, I was kicked out of my own home.
Then, I was attacked—not once, but twice! First by the dreaded vacuum cleaner, and then by the evil Roomba (a robotic menace with no regard for personal space).

Just when Dooley and I thought we had won the war against these mechanical monsters, Odelia brought in the real villains: Blanche and Bella Trainor. Cleaning ladies by profession, cat haters by choice. These two locked our pet flaps and declared war.

And as if that weren't enough?
Uncle Alec found himself at the center of a scandalous gossip campaign.
Hampton Cove was hit by a string of brazen burglaries.
And did I mention THEY LOCKED OUR PET FLAPS?!

With crime on the rise and my home under siege, I had to do what any self-respecting feline would do—fight back.

Can I solve a crime, outsmart two fur-ocious housekeepers, and reclaim my rightful place on the couch?

There's only one way to find out... Read on for a purr-fectly wild ride!