The Mythniks Saga, Book Four

Pandora finally got what she always wanted—a chance at a normal life.

After saving the world more times than she cares to count, she's mortal, she's retired, and she's living quietly in suburban Los Angeles. Sure, discovering she can't have children was a devastating blow, but Zeus himself promised to fix that little problem. What could go wrong?

Everything, as it turns out.

When the King of the Gods recruits her to babysit his virginal sister Hestia, what starts as a simple favor quickly spirals into divine conspiracy. Athena's cooking up a scheme to create a Mythnik superhero team, complete with leather costumes and a multi-million-dollar headquarters. Meanwhile, Ares is stealing mystical artifacts and turning ancient heroes into his personal army.

But the real kicker? Pandora's got problems of a decidedly...natal nature. Now she's got roughly six days to topple a divine coup, rescue her crystallized friends, and figure out how to deliver her little bundle of joy without exploding.

Fast-paced, irreverent, and delightfully unhinged, Milk Milk Lemonade continues The Mythniks Saga with mythological mayhem for readers who like their heroes reluctant, their gods dysfunctional, and their superhero teams spectacularly incompetent.

Tag along for Pandora's fourth adventure, where she learns saving the world means accepting you can't save yourself.