The Mythniks Saga, Book Three

Pandora just wants to retire.

After saving the world twice in quick succession, she's earned the right to sit on her couch, eat junk food, and pretend the outside world doesn't exist. But when her ex-boyfriend's daughter gets kidnapped by a sci-fi cult with terrible haircuts, Pandora finds herself dragged back into action one more time.

What starts as a simple rescue mission quickly escalates when she discovers the Church of Reciprocity isn't just your average bunch of space hippies. Their leader is Prometheus—yes, that Prometheus—and he's spent seventy years nursing a serious grudge against humanity. Armed with captive gods and a magic pinecone, he's determined to remake the world in his own twisted image.

Now Pandora must navigate virtual realities, fascist cults, zombie armies, and a revenge-seeking bird woman with anger issues—all while trying to avoid getting squashed by cranky ex-gods.

Fast-paced, irreverent, and gleefully unhinged, Kumbaya Space Hippie continues The Mythniks Saga with mythological mayhem for readers who like their heroes reluctant, their villains megalomaniacal, and their ancient gods dressed as cartoon ponies.

Dive into Pandora's third adventure, where she learns sometimes the only way to beat the monster is to let it out of its cage.