The Mythniks Saga, Book Two

Pandora's finally getting her life back together.

She's got a new trailer, a magical roommate who won't shut up about Jason Bourne, and she's managed to avoid any world-ending catastrophes for a whole ten minutes. Then Keri Wiener shows up on her doorstep looking for her missing father—a father who happens to be Pandora's ex-boyfriend and the reason she became a recluse in the first place.

What starts as a simple missing person case quickly spirals into chaos when Pandora discovers Elijah has joined the wonderful world of bronies—grown men who dress like cartoon ponies. Because apparently, her life wasn't weird enough already.

But the real trouble begins when an ancient sea monster crashes a My Little Pony convention, leaving bodies in its wake. Now Pandora must navigate family drama, flying horses, underground conspiracies, and a vengeful demigoddess in a serious snit—all while trying not to get killed by a forty-foot crab with anger issues.

Fast-paced, irreverent, and delightfully unhinged, Die, Brony, Die continues The Mythniks Saga with mythological mayhem for readers who like their heroes deeply flawed, their villains over the top, and their ancient evils served with a side of cartoon ponies.

Dive into Pandora's second misadventure—and discover why some family reunions are not all pastels and rainbows.