Murder Every Monday is a sharp and darkly comic mystery novel by Pamela Branch, first published in 1954. The story centers on the unusual College of Distributive Education, a school with an unexpected specialty: training would-be murderers. When a new teacher arrives, he quickly discovers that the staff and students are all too familiar with the fine art of killing—and that his own life may be in danger. Full of eccentric characters, dry British wit, and outrageous twists, Murder Every Monday is a playful send-up of crime fiction conventions. Pamela Branch masterfully blends humor and suspense, crafting a novel that is as entertaining as it is clever. A true hidden gem, the book offers a delightful experience for fans of unconventional mysteries and black comedy.