He's her longtime crush. She's off-limits. Will they stick to the rules or DIY it?

I'm a nest fluffer, a homebody, everyone's favorite house potato.

Yum. I love potatoes—fried, mashed, baked with butter and cheese. Sorry, I'm running a farm now on little more than DIY YouTube videos, so gardening is high on my mind and I have to dangle a carrot (potato) to keep myself motivated. Where was I?

I love my hometown except I left over a decade ago because that's what you're supposed to do, right? Go to college, get a job, and start a family. So far, I'm zero for three in all departments, including kissing a guy. Welcome to the new thirty.

After I tried and failed to change my name from Mae Fuller to Miss. Fix-it by landing the role, three of the other contestants and I started a biz together and now have our own show on HLTV. But I'm not sure where I fit in. Not until Taylor Whitmer, my brother's best friend and my high school crush, saunters onto the set in a well-worn pair of cowboy boots.

Even though he's off-limits, the girls try to play matchmaker, claiming he's a turnkey investment. I won't lie. He turns me on, but have I mentioned he's ten years older than me?

However, when he helps me save the family farmhouse and my integrity when I go on a blind date that lands me in the muddy pig trough, I'm starting to wonder if age is nothing but a number.