What happens when a food blogger's innocent restaurant reviews accidentally expose a deadly crime syndicate?

Chuck Kowalski just wanted to write about greasy spoons and dive bars on his blog "Bite Me America." But his detailed reviews have unknowingly documented a massive money laundering operation, and now professional killers think he's a federal agent. The CIA mistakes him for a spy. The mob wants him dead. And all Chuck wanted was a decent cheeseburger.

Racing across America's heartland with a reluctant CIA handler, Chuck discovers his years of competitive eating and encyclopedic food knowledge make him surprisingly hard to kill. From Kansas City barbecue joints to New Orleans dives, every restaurant becomes a potential death trap—and Chuck can't stop himself from writing Yelp reviews even while dodging bullets.

When the crime family plans to poison America's food supply during the biggest culinary convention of the year, only one man can stop them: a 300-pound food critic who knows every kitchen layout, every delivery route, and exactly how many hot dogs it takes to save the day.

Some heroes wear capes. This one wears stretchy pants.