eternally chaotic family, both real and imagined. You've provided me with more material for witty banter and heartfelt drama than five million years of immortality could ever hope to conjure. This book, with its blend of supernatural shenanigans and surprisingly relatable human struggles, is my testament to the enduring power of family - the messy, hilarious, heartbreaking, and ultimately irreplaceable bonds that tie us together. To those who have weathered the storms of life with me, laughed through the absurdities, and cried alongside me in moments of profound grief - thank you. Your unwavering support, your infectious laughter, and your unwavering belief in the power of storytelling have fueled this project from the very first spark of an idea to the final, carefully crafted word.