Rent it. Ghost it. Kill it. is not your average survival guide - it's a sharp, unapologetic satire of the modern rental nightmare. In 13 deliciously unhinged chapters, Euphemia van Dame leads us through apartment scams, viewing wars, and the bureaucratic circus of applications, ghostings, and lost deposits - all with biting wit and deadly accuracy. This book is for anyone who's ever begged for a flat, been ignored by a PDF portal, or whispered "please pick me" to an empty inbox. Welcome to the Hunger Games of housing. May sarcasm be your weapon of choice.