Between the Lines: What They Don't Tell You About Loving Women?

Ever wondered why U-Hauling is actually reasonable financial planning? Need a comprehensive scoring system for lesbian media representation? Looking for confirmation that yes, sports bras ARE the final boss of romantic undressing?

Welcome to the book that reads like your smartest, funniest friend texting you the unfiltered truth about loving women—complete with the embarrassing parts no one posts on Instagram.

Morgan Reid takes you through the hilariously specific journey of modern sapphic relationships, from the quantum uncertainty of first dates ("are we on a date or just really invested in each other's coffee preferences?") to navigating family holidays with eight Hanukkah menorahs and one explanation of why your girlfriend is definitely not "just your roommate."

With chapters on the art of coming out multiple times, the surprisingly complex politics of dishwasher loading, and why saying "let's get a joint checking account" is actually more terrifying than "I love you," this book offers the relationship guide no one else thought to write—because they were too busy trying to figure out who gets the cat after breakups.

Funny, tender, and filled with observations so specific you'll wonder if the author installed cameras in your apartment, "Between the Lines" celebrates the beautiful complexity of women loving women in a world that still doesn't quite know what to do with them.

Warning: May cause spontaneous nodding, inappropriate laughter in public places, and texts to your partner that simply read "THIS IS US" followed by too many exclamation points.