Moribund Vanpyre, a wealthy banker, is bankrolling a top-secret genetic engineering project designed to resurrect the Nephilim, financed through a web of payday loan sharks, offshore shell companies and digital currencies.

The future of humanity is hanging in the balance.

Vanpyre's bookworm, gaming son is having a meltdown after some idiot put something in his drink a couple of nights ago.

He's having a lot of trouble working out what is real and what isn't.

Meanwhile his two wayward sisters, Taffeta and Amphetamine, are wreaking havoc at their boarding school, Oldmoney's.

It will be down to these three teenagers, with a lot of help from their mysterious genius butler, to put a stop to this disaster.

Will they be able to restore order and a sense of reality?