The cosmic expanse is a silent, sprawling tapestry of nebulae and wonder, but if you listen closely, you might just hear the faint, exasperated sigh of an overworked bureaucrat.

Meet Wally, a space pilot whose career launched on the strength of a decidedly average exam score and an even more aggressively average spaceship named "The Box." Joined by Bill, a doctor whose medical philosophy hinges on a good sandwich, and PY-T3, a cyborg who finds logic in the most illogical of places, Wally believes he's destined for galactic glory.

But this isn't a story about grand battles or heroic last stands. This is a story about what happens when the fate of a galaxy rests on the safe delivery of a highly perishable foodstuff. It's a story of unexpected encounters with D-class pirates, cosmic coffee breaks, and a terrifying discovery on a pastoral planet that turns a seemingly simple mission into a race against an intergalactic scandal.

When your biggest enemy might be the paperwork and your most vital cargo is a block of cheese, how do you save the day? And more importantly, what happens when you discover that the people you're fighting for might be even stranger than the ones you're fighting against?

The universe is full of mysteries. But none are quite as peculiar as the adventures that await Wally and his crew.