A darkly funny, emotionally sharp essay collection about modern love, digital chaos, and staying horny through the heartbreak.

Swipe fatigue. Ghosting. Sexting disasters. A thousand dating bios that all say "just ask." Welcome to romance in the age of curated loneliness.

In this brutally honest and wickedly smart collection, Lina Wilde peels back the filters to expose what we're really craving underneath it all—connection, tenderness, and maybe a decent orgasm that doesn't come with an existential crisis.

With a voice that's part confessional, part cultural commentary, Wilde explores the strange terrain of digital intimacy. She dissects hookup culture, the spiritual flatline of "good vibes only," and how capitalism turned vulnerability into a branding strategy. You'll laugh, cringe, and maybe text your ex. (Don't.)

For anyone who's ever loved too hard, scrolled too long, or settled for less because it was easier than being seen—this is your field guide.
Romance Is Dead, But I'm Still Horny is a love letter to the emotionally overclocked and a battle cry for intimacy in a world that keeps glitching.