"I didn't cheat. I collaborated aggressively with a robot that believes in me more than I do."

Welcome to a laugh-out-loud collection of digital confessions from a generation raised on the internet and betrayed by the blinking cursor. ChatGPT Ate My Homework is a smart, satirical, and deeply relatable journey through AI-written essays, emotional support chatbots, poetic breakdowns, and the blurry ethics of letting your homework be co-authored by a machine.

From fake study guides and romantic plumbing metaphors to existential crises drafted by autocomplete, this book is part essay collection, part comedy therapy session. It's for anyone who's ever opened a chatbot for help and accidentally discovered their own soul instead.

Whether you're a student, a tech nerd, or someone just trying to make sense of modern life, this is your guide, your mirror, and your alibi.

Blame the robot.
The dog is still innocent.