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From the paralysing panic of what to wear, to the emotional landmines of small talk, Fran Preston has been through the first-date wringer—and lived to overshare about it. First Dates & Other Near-Death Experiences is a warm, hilarious, and painfully honest guide to surviving the weird, wonderful, and wildly unpredictable world of modern dating.

Packed with cautionary tales, unfiltered advice, and just enough hopeful realism to keep you going, this isn't a guide to finding "the one"—it's a guide to staying sane while you look. Whether you're freshly single, perpetually swiping, or just trying to navigate the minefield of romantic small talk without breaking into a stress rash, Fran's here to help you laugh through the cringe.

Perfect for anyone who's ever left a date via the toilet window (or thought about it).